Blogs Stink

Hey everyone. I hate blogs. Did you know that?

I wanted this to be a fun group effort but nobody got on board for it. Also, I don't care for the way blogs look in general. Give me a simple HTML geocities site any day. Blogs seem like they are less work, but man, maybe that's why blogs are horrible? Because they ARE easy? When you have to type something up in HTML you kinda ask yourself "is this WORTH writing in HTML and opening my FTP Client to upload?" See, if I were asking myself this, I wouldn't be typing this right here. Because this rambly mess is NOT worth it.

But eventually novirginsallowed.com will be redesigned. This blog is officially no longer being updated, but all the entries will be saved for posterity. But I will turn the front page into something a little more functional. I promise you! MY WORD IS MY BOND.

-LUKE MAXWELL, 2003

Shit Bros.

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GO DIE

I should have sued you when I had the chance