AIM Chats

hound: wait jixby
hound: did you see Juno
Jixby Phillips: no i did not
Jixby Phillips: did YOU
hound: yea
hound: i cheated and DOWNLOADED IT
hound: and thank god i didnt pay for it sheeeeeesh
hound: it's as bad as tom scarfling says
Jixby Phillips: it sounds terrifying
hound: GROSS
hound: Diablow Cod is on letterdude
Tommy: Is she hot
Jixby Phillips: she stripped tommy
Jixby Phillips: shes gotta be
Tommy: i'm prophecized to marry a stripper, i wonder if it's her
hound: shes already marred
Jixby Phillips: WHAT????

hound: morrissey on last call
Tommy: i do a pretty good impression of morrissey
Tommy: against all odds
hound: morrissey and a kid that kills sharks for fun
hound: i hope morrissey says something
Tommy: that would be sweet
Tommy: except...
Tommy: I WISH EVERY SHARK DIED
hound: who are you, Paul F Tompkins?
Tommy: I'm defying Yao Ming by saying that, but I hate them
hound: this kid rips out their eyes though
Tommy: well I also hate alligators, crocodiles, jellyfish, squid, etc
hound: stay out of the ocean!
Tommy: all dangerous sealife
hound: sealife is scary and gross
hound: thats why i stay away
Tommy: I do, i'll never go into a body of natural water ever again
hound: i watched this thing on snails and slugs and other reef animals
hound: it made me nauseous
Tommy: I was making up scenarios of that grss guy i know
Tommy: and i almsot made myself throw up by saying this:
hound: her face
hound: it was so old
hound: and wrinkly
Tommy: I'm walking with him on the beach and he's talking, and like nothing he reaches intot he ocean and pulls out a sea slug, spits all over it, and then rubs it in sand and eats it, like nothing
Tommy: like it's just something natural
Tommy: and continues his story
hound: why would he need to spit on it before rubbing sand
Tommy: because he spits all the time
Tommy: maybe it's part of his digestive process
hound: maybe his spit is like those foaming soaps
hound: they need to be exposed to air before becoming effective
Tommy: taking bites of a sea slug covered in sand and his own mucus

Mark Riddles: so where were you
Mark Riddles: when you found out about Heath
Mark Riddles: I was playing a game when all of a sudden PILLOWFIGHT pops up via IM in my full screen game saying HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it froze my computer
Mark Riddles: i thought it was a horrifying virus
Jixby Phillips: hahahha
Jixby Phillips: it was heath ledger's ghost
Mark Riddles: WHERE WERE YOU
Jixby Phillips: I was at my computer
Jixby Phillips: i saw a myspace bulliten
Jixby Phillips: i thought "who is taht again?"
Mark Riddles: from heath?
Jixby Phillips: and I went to imdb, who confermed it
Jixby Phillips: nice spelling on confirmed, by the way
Jixby Phillips: and I looked up his filmography and realized i've never seen a single movie he's been in
Mark Riddles: hard n' confirmed
Mark Riddles: i've seen A Knight's Tale
Mark Riddles: and uhhhh 10 things i hate about JEWS (MadTV Parody)
Jixby Phillips: I stayed away from TEN THINGS because I took the title literally to be about ME
Jixby Phillips: that is something doug woudl have a nightmare about
Jixby Phillips: right after getting diareah over getting worried about a haircut
Mark Riddles: the joker did not get away
Mark Riddles: hahaha
Mark Riddles: doug once got a nightmare about tearing something that is periforated
Jixby Phillips: haha
Mark Riddles: his dream had him riding a train
Mark Riddles: made of periforated line
Mark Riddles: but then there is a rip
Mark Riddles: and the train derails
Mark Riddles: and doug, screams
Mark Riddles: wanna play donkey kong by e-mail
Jixby Phillips: email, wow
Jixby Phillips: that sounds great
Mark Riddles: e-mail, electronic