March 10, 2009

Blogs Stink

Hey everyone. I hate blogs. Did you know that?

I wanted this to be a fun group effort but nobody got on board for it. Also, I don't care for the way blogs look in general. Give me a simple HTML geocities site any day. Blogs seem like they are less work, but man, maybe that's why blogs are horrible? Because they ARE easy? When you have to type something up in HTML you kinda ask yourself "is this WORTH writing in HTML and opening my FTP Client to upload?" See, if I were asking myself this, I wouldn't be typing this right here. Because this rambly mess is NOT worth it.

But eventually novirginsallowed.com will be redesigned. This blog is officially no longer being updated, but all the entries will be saved for posterity. But I will turn the front page into something a little more functional. I promise you! MY WORD IS MY BOND.

-LUKE MAXWELL, 2003

6 comments:

Lee said...

WhaaaaAAAAT?

Anonymous said...

PENIS PENIS PENIS HI IT'S 2010 WHY THE FUCK AM I LEAVING A COMMENT

Unknown said...

The Furies Response to "Anime Fans are Nerdy Retarded Loosers"
-by the anime fags of Anime kida

http://thefuries.webs.com/apps/blog/show/5692493-the-furies-response-to-anime-fans-are-nerdy-retarded-loosers-

Anonymous said...

I fuckin love you Jixby and always read your posts on I-mockery and I just want you to acknowledge me I am a big fan of your comedic styling and I hope you get back at me!

Love, Adam

Jixby Phillips said...

I acknowledge you, adam.

See everyone? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK!

Jixby Phillips said...

Thanks, also. I meant to say thanks.

Sorry I didn't say thanks.

I thank you for your forgiveness.

Thanks!