New Job-Quitting Fantasy

Hey guys, just to let you know, my latest job-quitting fantasy now involves me walking in with a boom box, blasting "Joy" by Apollo 100, standing in front of the boss, letting the song complete, then handing him or her a letter of resignation and simply saying "I quit." I then start the song over and walk out.

I should also let you know, IMDB Comics got updated! Also, The Paintjob continues to update daily!

A top ten list of a dude who has got an attitude!!

(picture of me)

1. "F*ck you dude"
2. "This place stinks, lets SPLIT"
3. "Hey babes lets neck"
4. "Homework sucks"
5. "I will put my fingers around your neck and squeeze until you are dead, gertrude"
6. "Outta my way!"
7. "Frisbee? what is this, a playground?"
8. "New shoes, new coat, same old me, lets party"
9. "I'm just window shoping (steals a window)"
10. (Belches)
11. "Screw you, and KISS my ass!"

DUDES WITH ATTITUDES DON'T CARE ABOUT BREAKIN THE RULES

DEAL WITH IT

Worst of the web, been sick

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around. Been sick. Been real sick.

But I'm not sick enough to fight.



If you look at the front page of Worst of the Web right now, you will see all they are talking about is how much they hate the newly re-opened The Paint Job.

Well guess what jerks, if you check us out you'll see a brand new paintjob commemorating your cowardly slam. Heh heh. (Click here for a direct link to the paint job in question).

I want all of you to flood the worst of the web forums and their blog, and let them all know they are huge jerks for what they've done.

Just look at these smug stinkers

Make them pay. Make them DIE

THE PAINT JOB IS BACK

It took a lot of growing up, a lot of tears. It was a long Decemeber and there was reason to belie...

I MEAN THE PAINT JOB HAS MADE IT'S RETURN ONLINE! Please, check up out as it will be updated regularly! We worked really hard on it.

http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

thanks!

Billy Crystal Q & A

I recently participated in a BILLY CRYSTAL Q&A from my pal Mark Riddles! This is a fun way to pass the time, you answer every question so it includes Billy Crystal! Check it out!

1. If you could send one person to jail for life, who would it be?
Billy Cyrstal, for being sucha no-good racist :(

2. If you could interview one person living or dead, who would it be (Warning: The Dead People stay dead!!!)
Again, I'm going with Billy. I guess I need to make sure I'm making the right decision sending him to prison :( I would never interview a dead dude because skeletons are the scariest thing in the world.

3. Least Favorite Country, Most Favorite Country (besides the US)
HM!!!! I hate RUSSIA a lot because It's been only a few weeks since I saw Rocky 4. My favorite country besides USA is any old place where English is the first language, thanks a lot guys for taking on America's tongue it's really nice of you

4. Best place to grind rails in your community?
I don't do drugs so I can't answer this

5. Ocean Water? Drink it or Sink it?
Do you even have to ask? DRINK IT!